Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Question #10

Hey O,  So you have a sister now.  Congrats.  With the new family that you have discovered is she going to get the opportunity to go through your closet?


Sunday, January 16, 2011

Question #10

Dear O,

        What do you really thing about interviewing obnoxious person like the "Octomoron", oops, I meant "Octomom".  Do you goo backstage and shake your head and say to yourself, "what the hell was I thinking?"  Or do you just try to leave as quickly as possible to avoid having to say another word to her?   And how pissed off was Suze Orman?  She had me cracking up.  Inquiring minds would like to know.


Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Question #9

Hey O, Have you an Ellen every thought of creating a super talk show?  You can monopolize television at 4pm every afternoon adn memorize us.   You can give us advice and teach us how to be better people, while ellen dances and cracks jokes.  I think this is a win win for everyone and you'd take over everything.  If you like can I produce?


Monday, January 3, 2011

Question #8

Hey Oprah, you say that you journal a lot, where do you keep your journals?  Do you have a journal room filled with bookshelves of journals with leather chairs and mahogany desks that you sit at when you want to write or read through them?  Hmmm, that may have to be an addition in my dream house.


Sunday, January 2, 2011

Question #7

Ok Oprah, were you really pissed that Oxygen took the O and you can't use it?  We all know you wanted to call it O.